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June 14, 2012

Get To Know Your Assistant Editor – 10 Reasons Why Pete Isn’t Awesome

by 'Ard Pete

If you’re anyone with any kind of taste you’d have already read the 10 Reasons Why Pete Is Awesome where I show you why I am quite possibly the most awesome man that ever lived.

But of course I’m a serious journalist, I don’t just give one side of the story so that is why I have come up with a list of 10 reasons why I’m not awesome.

Let me assure you that there are many more than 10 reasons why I am awesome, however when it came to do the list about why I’m not awesome, it was one of the hardest tasks I have ever untaken, but because I am so awesome I have found ten reasons why I’m not so awesome.

Well at the time of this writing, I have found 8 reasons but by the time those 8 are written I’m sure I can come up with a couple more.

So behold the ten reasons why I’m not as awesome as you may think:

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